Hottie: Is this your yearbook?? Where are you?
Me: Uhhh put that away, it’s all stuff in the past…
Hottie: Letsee, Lam Lam Lam…
Me (tries to ignore Hottie)
Hottie: OH! HAHA who’s THIS stud???
Hottie: Awww, little high school Kevin…
Me: HAH. HAH. okay, just turn the page now…
Hottie (stare at picture some more): You even have a cute little hair cut!
Me: Okay I had JUST gotten that hair cut that week, and back then I didn’t like it either!
Hottie: Haha I think it’s cute. Why don’t you do your hair like that anymore?
Hottie: I should take a picture of this. (whips out camera phone)
Me: Please don’t.
Hottie: Hehehe (turns page)