Kinder the Garts

Quiz time! Lookathis. Which is better?


These are two different pieces by two different people. One was drawn and ink-washed by a person who has been taking art class for ONE year, the other piece by a person who has been taking art for THREE years. Who drew which one?

A) Left: 1 year artist, Right: 3 year artist
B) Left: 3 year artist, Right: 1 year artist
C) Left: 1 year artist, Right: unmentioned 4 year artist
D) Left: 3 year artist, Right: Kindergartner

Whoa, “kindergartner” is a pretty bizarre word. Is it just me or does it sound pretty badass… like someone who likes to kindergart just for the heck of it.

“He kindergarts!?”

“Yup. He’s a kindergartner.”

“Dag, yo, I’ll be sure to not mess with him…”

Or possibly a “gart” is something to “kinder”. That, too, could make sense, although “kinder” doesn’t have the alligator toughness that “kindergart” has, so I’m guessing “gart” holds all the balls.

And back to the quiz.

The answer? E) None of the above. (Hopefully you’ve read this blog long enough to know I’d pull the “none of the above” somethin-somethin like that on you. Cmon. If not, then, well, read more posts ya nimrod.) (HAHA) It’s none of the above! Because I made BOTH pieces, of course!

Turns out I’m pretty mediocre when it comes to drawing faces from the front, but pretty good at profile views (or any angle that isn’t just straight forward). I also found out how incredibly easy it is to positions pupils just SLIGHTLY off center to make the person look all kinds of psychotic.

This (the art, not the psychotics) brings me to my next point: I want to be a superhero. Not in a traditional sense, clad in skin tight spandex and hidden behind fruit roll-up masks. No, my OTHER definition of a superhero: to have so much knowledge in a particular field that awesomeness radiates from various pours of the hero’s body. Something like that. I totally wrote about this in another post (found… HERE!), but I recently realized two things, one being that I’d like to label such a status as “superhero”. (I name it superhero because when I see someone doing complicated stuff as if it were nothing, my mind immediately thinks “whoa… _____’s like a superhero..”.)

The second thing I epiphanized was that one day, I will be a superhero in art. I’m gonna know “jargon of the pencil” that would make you scratch your head more furiously than a rabbit (except you wouldn’t scratch with your foot [or maybe you might, don’t wanna rule out possibilities]). Sooner or later I shall proudly say, “Yeah. I’m not an artist in training. Just an artist“. And I think I’m 50% there.

Among other things, that’s what makes life exciting, dontchaknow? (Haha I went Canadian on you.) You’re not exactly sure how or what you’ll be doing in the future, whether it be in 10 years or even tomorrow. But you keep moving forward. Because if you don’t, then you’re not making any more progress than a dead man.

Let’s end this post with a beautiful analogy!
Life like climbing a cloudy mountain; you can’t really see the peak, but you just keep making your way up there because you know you’ll probably stumble across a nice river to bathe in because your pits are drenched in hoards of disgusting.